Six Songs To Have Sex To: Best Sex Music

Sensual songs about sex can be both sweet and surreal. Switching from sublime to serene in seconds. Sometimes, a sexy song can swelter, filling the room with sweet swells of sonic satisfaction. Sometimes, someone can sense something sexy and says supe….ah, fuck this. I need to stop with the S’s. That was stupid, sad, and silly. Here, six songs to fuck to. Simple as that. Shit, somebody stop me!

Sneaker Pimps: Six Underground

There may be no better music to copulate to than trip hop. It is paced perfectly, the energy is slow-but-fast, and the vocals are often ethereal and dream-like, which is the case here. Eat some molly, listen to this song, have sex with someone you dig, and thank me later.

Chris Isaak: Wicked Game

Listen, we don’t always want to “sweaty” do-it. Sometimes we want to “mellow” do-it. And this song, and video made the best sex music list for pretty much being perfect for that mellow doing-it, doing-it, doing-it well vibe. And take comfort in knowing you are BOTH pretending you are in the video when it’s on in the background during sex.

Team Sleep: Your Skull Is Red

Team Sleep are what happens when you mix The Deftones with Radiohead. Not literally, but almost. Team Sleep is Deftones lead singer Chino Moreno’s side project, and it is hard and intense, while being soft and melodic. A sort of musical paradox. This is for some in-between doing-it. Not so fast that your flesh is clapping, but no so slow that your falling asleep, either. Well, if you are falling asleep during sex, bigger issues are probably at hand.

I also feel obligated to tell you that the Team Sleep album is one of the best albums you have never heard, and if you would like to win a copy from me, because I own about 32 of them, email me at RemyCar@Gmail.com and tell me why. Best entry wins one. No joke. Whole album makes a great soundtrack to sex, by the way.

Fiona Apple: Criminal

It may be weird for me to put one of my ex’s on the list, and I see that, but no one can deny how incredibly sexy this song sounds and feels. Wait, what do you mean Fiona Apple and I never dated? Are you f*cking kidding me? Man, my life sucks.

You know what, I am just going to keep pretending we dated in my mind. Makes it more fun when I do it to her music.

Garbage #1 Crush

Truth is, the entire soundtrack to the 1996 remake of Romeo and Juliet is an absolutely amazing album to bump uglies to. From this song, which is about as sexy as music can get, to Talk Show Host by Radiohead, the whole album has this “we should fuck a few times, fall madly in love, and then kill ourselves together over a vast misunderstanding” kind of vibe that young people have often found so “hot”. If you take cyanide at the beginning of the album, you can time it just right so you cum right before you die.

Wow, I can’t believe I just typed that. I blame Shakespeare. More music to have sex to…

If you didn’t have sex to this album in the nineties,* than my God, you haven’t had sex.

*One of the 237 stupidest things I have ever said.

Nine Inch Nails: Closer

As cliche’ as it is, I am putting this song here. Why? Because most of the songs on this list are for some sweet, sensual loving. But what about some dirty fucking? What about when there is no feelings of love associated, and it is just the meeting of the most basic needs by two animals? Doesn’t THAT need to be represented here? Yes, it sure as shit does.

Hell, I will even post the director’s cut of the video, because, why the fuck not? The ultimate fuck music hit